A joke for all

A well-known cardiologist has just passed away and an elaborate funeral was given in memory of him. Of course, many of his colleagues came to attend the funeral, along with the cardiologist's family members, relatives and friends from non-medical field. Behind the casket of the deceased cardiologist, there stood a huge heart covered in roses, daisies and dandelions. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. Thus, the heart closed, sealing off the doctor in the beautiful heart for eternal.

At that point of time, a mourner burst into laughter as puzzled onlookers gazed at him.

With an apologetic expression, he answered to their bewilderment, "I'm sorry, but I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

And of course, the proctologist who was present, FAINTED.